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Did You Know?
Issue 1
Welcome to your 1st issue of the WSM Did You Know?
eGazette.
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INTRODUCTION
The idea behind this novel weekly bulletin is not to bombard you with marketing tips or sales pitches, but rather to get your mind off the obvious and instead go for levity and sheer enjoyment.
With this in mind, each of these short bulletins will have 5 sections:
1. Noteworthy Quotes - Humorous and thought-provoking sayings on all manner of topics.
2. Poking Fun - Joke of the week or a humorous story (in our latter issues, this is replaced by Fascinating Facts).
3. Idea Generators - Intended to get your creative juices flowing in an original way.
4. Brain Teasers - Intriguing puzzles, mysteries or riddles you will have to solve.
5. Take A Break Site of the Week - Just what is says - a non work related site that
you will enjoy and/or derive great benefit from visiting.
Now that we've got the introduction out of the way, let's get on with the fun, shall we?
NOTEWORTHY
"MONEY" QUOTES
"Money talks... but all mine ever says is good-bye." - Anonymous
"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with 10 million dollars are no happier than people with 9 million
dollars." - Hobart Brown
"I have a feeling that in a balanced life one should die penniless. The trick is dismantling." - Art Garfunkel
"I've got all the money I need if I die by 4 o'clock" - Henny Youngman
"We haven't the money, so we've got to think" - Lord Rutherford
"I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money" - Pablo Picasso
"The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time." - Willem de Kooning
"The rich are different from you and me because they have more credit." - John Leonard
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it." - Dorothy Parker
"The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money -- then make money with money -- then make lots of
money with lots of money." - Paul Erdman
"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let alone." - Henry David
Thoreau
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" - Ayn Rand
"The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes." - Gore Vidal
"Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." - J. Paul Getty
"The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks." - Rupert Murdoch
"If profits are evil, losses must be ten times worse" - Bertram Troy
"Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff
"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count." - Neil Simon
"Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it." - Roger Starr
POKING FUN!
EVER WONDER?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop any Windows computer, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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IDEA GENERATORS
DON'T FORCE IT
An architect built a cluster of office buildings around a central green. When construction was completed, the landscape crew asked him where he wanted the sidewalks.
"Just plant the grass solidly between the buildings," was his reply.
By late summer the new lawn was laced with paths of trodden grass between the buildings. These paths turned in easy curves and were sized according to traffic flow.
In the fall, the architect simply paved the paths. Not only did the paths have a design beauty, they responded directly to user needs.
What are you forcing? Where could you ease off?
ASK "WHAT IF?"
Put some magic in your thinking by asking "what if?" questions.
What if animals became more intelligent than people? What if we had mouths in the palms of our hands? What if men also had babies? What if we had edible clothing? What if we elected our officials by lottery? What if people exuded a foul smell from every pore whenever they did something bad?
Such questions will stretch your thinking and lead to new ideas. What off-beat "what if" questions can you ask about your concept?
*These idea generators are courtesy of Roger von Oech's Creative Whack Pack, Success Edition
BRAIN TEASERS
If one car starts from New York at 11 A.M. and travels 55 m.p.h., and another car starts from Boston at 1 P.M. and travels 60 m.p.h., which car will be nearer New York when they meet?
Click here for the answer.
The man who made it didn't want it; the man who bought it didn't use it, the man who used it, didn't know it.
What is it?
Click here for the answer.
TAKE A BREAK SITE OF THE DAY:
UPROAR.COM => http:www.uproar.com
Their motto is "Let There Be Fun" and they live up to it! There are many quizzes to take, so pick a category and let the fun begin!
Here's one final riddle: What's the
easiest, fastest and surest way to make your fortune online? Give
up? Here's a hint: It involves twelve original, high demand products, any single
one of which has more mega-cash generating power than several dozen of the most
popular sales sites the 'Net has to offer put together! Click
here for the answer. Hope you enjoyed
and perhaps got a chuckle or two out of this issue of Did You Know? At the
very least I hope it gave you a bit of a break from your day to day routine.
Feel free to pass this on to a friend, colleague or relative you feel would
appreciate it. We all need to smile every once in a while... To subscribe, just click
this link and send a blank email. Until next time,
"Dream... Believe... Persevere... Succeed"
Gail Buckley; gail@websuccessmaker.com
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